he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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