Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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