i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
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Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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