Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
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I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
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VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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