i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
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HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
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Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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