thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Randomize
