is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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