I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
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She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
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Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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