margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
I seem to have left my pride at pride
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
There's always time for handjobs
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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