he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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