i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
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