Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?