I love you!
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
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Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
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NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE