Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
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