porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
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