Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
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I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
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Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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