No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
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just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
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Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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