THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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