Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
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somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
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He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
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