Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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