i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
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True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
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My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
And then my night got REAL pukey
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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