Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
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I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
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Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting