you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
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A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
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apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
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