Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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