i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
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cat food counts as protein by the way
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
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I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
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