everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
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