Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
Randomize
