no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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