That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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