dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
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I have no recollection of sleep choking you
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
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Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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