Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Just woke up from a first date on the futon watching Arrested Development by myself, him cuddling another chick in his room. Simultaneously the best and worst one night stand in history.
Bonus: took me 2 hours to get home on the streetcar cause I spent my cab money on drinks for his friend last night.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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