why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
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