is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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