Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
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oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
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I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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