I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
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