Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
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