Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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