seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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