There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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