She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
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I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
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I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
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