your thong is hanging out like whoa
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
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