Pappa wants mamma naked
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
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