i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
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He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
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I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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