It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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