Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
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if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
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You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
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