yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
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