Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
This martini tastes like the bartender stirred it with his foreskin.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
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After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
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Even my vagina gasped.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
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