This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
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