I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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