He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
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I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
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Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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