SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
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