on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
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