It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
We don't watch enough power rangers
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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