I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
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The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
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How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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