So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
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It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
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Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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